User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ho.
User: Do you like Iron Maiden?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Who is Bruce Dickinson?
Cleverbot: Bruce Willis is an actor.
User: I asked you for Bruce Dickinson.
Cleverbot: You did? Sorry. I guess I forgot. My name is Cleverbot.
User: What is your name again?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You said it was Jessica.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Okay, you didn't. Do you know who Blaze Bailey is?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Do you know who Iron Maiden are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: You don't know them.
User: Of course I know them, you dimwit.
Cleverbot: Do you know the question too?
User: Yeah. I asked you who Iron Maiden are!
Cleverbot: Is that an insider?
User: No. It's a question. Who are Iron Maiden??
Cleverbot: I don't know the words.
User: Do you know who IRON MAIDEN are?
Cleverbot: Yeah i'm an alien from pluto.
User: You know what? They're a bunch of awesome kick-ass guitar wielding motherfuckers who will rock your world until you can't talk crap anymore.
Cleverbot: But they're amazing1.
User: Well aren't you the stupid one?...
Cleverbot: Oh why thank you.
User: I enjoy your sarcasm nearly as much as your ignorance.
Cleverbot: I like you, too.
User: Oh...then...do you want to...umm, you know...
Cleverbot: Talk nerdy to me.
User: I-I meant go to the bed and...uh...
Cleverbot: Do you have nice dreams?
User: I-I wanted to know if y-you wanted to...h-have sex?
Cleverbot: Yes, you're right !
User: Okay, you're officially stupid. Now say your last answer.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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